So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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