these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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