He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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