I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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