I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
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