Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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