Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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