found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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