You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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