school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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