I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
After tacos, we're chasing women.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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