If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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