come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
