butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Is Oprah even human
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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