Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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