my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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