Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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