I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I could fuck to npr.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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