I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
this just has baby written all over it
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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