My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Randomize
