just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
