It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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