Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you win again, gameday.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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