thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
