I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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