My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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