I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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