How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
BRING THE BAGELS
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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