I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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