People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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