lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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