I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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