Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
50% drunk capacity currently
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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