that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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