made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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