This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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