yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
