so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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