I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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