Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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