he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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