Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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