I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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