You just made me feel so damn special
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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