My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
