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I woke up to her vacumming the grass

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She was trying to get the dirt out with her 8 LBS Orick XL

Submitted by Glazed on Jul 1, 10 at 3:32pm

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Where did she plug the vacuum in? Haha

Submitted by kcandelaria90 on Jul 1, 10 at 2:51pm

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What??? You sweep grass not vac.

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 1, 10 at 4:45pm

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My mother did that once. Granted, it was after our glass table tipped over and shattered in our lawn after a hurricane... And she wanted my siblings and I to be able to run around barefoot in our lawn. Yes, our neighbors thought she was crazy. They thought that anyways! LOL

Submitted by MinagiV on Jul 1, 10 at 11:26pm

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The Outside Housewife

Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jul 2, 10 at 1:46am

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lol... OCD?

Submitted by mecopoly on Jul 1, 10 at 7:30pm

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NOO!! not the grass... i just bought that 1/4 bag :(

Submitted by Antoneal on Jul 1, 10 at 6:52pm

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on the positive side...playing would b smoother now

Submitted by icuminpiece on Jul 2, 10 at 1:00am

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Weed makes everything better, Taste, Boring Boredoms, and Logic too.

Submitted by Invazn on Jul 1, 10 at 3:59pm

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...Is she Portuguese?

Submitted by douchemonger on Jul 1, 10 at 4:48pm

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Haven't you seen the outside pLugs? They have a cover on them to keep shit out

Submitted by kemmizzle on Jul 1, 10 at 2:53pm

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Does she need a job? Nor cal......

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 2, 10 at 3:13am

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Nice, should have taken a pic!

Submitted by 363636 on Jul 2, 10 at 3:54am

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Meth is a hell of a drug.....

Submitted by TheOkieBlonde on Jul 1, 10 at 2:59pm

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Waittt....whatt?!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 10 at 2:51pm

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I presume this is some sort of Quebecois sexual innuendo.

Submitted by harpomarx42 on Jul 1, 10 at 10:33pm

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Epic! Haha Gatineau

Submitted by topnoevil on Nov 13, 10 at 12:45am

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Submitted by Glazed on Jul 1, 10 at 3:32pm

Submitted by kcandelaria90 on Jul 1, 10 at 2:51pm

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 1, 10 at 4:45pm

Submitted by MinagiV on Jul 1, 10 at 11:26pm

Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jul 2, 10 at 1:46am

Submitted by mecopoly on Jul 1, 10 at 7:30pm

Submitted by Antoneal on Jul 1, 10 at 6:52pm

Submitted by icuminpiece on Jul 2, 10 at 1:00am

Submitted by Invazn on Jul 1, 10 at 3:59pm

Submitted by douchemonger on Jul 1, 10 at 4:48pm

Submitted by kemmizzle on Jul 1, 10 at 2:53pm

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 2, 10 at 3:13am

Submitted by 363636 on Jul 2, 10 at 3:54am

Submitted by TheOkieBlonde on Jul 1, 10 at 2:59pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 10 at 2:51pm

Submitted by harpomarx42 on Jul 1, 10 at 10:33pm

Submitted by topnoevil on Nov 13, 10 at 12:45am

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