Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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