"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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