So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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