Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
dude. I can hear the air.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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