I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You can't motorboat a personality
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
