On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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